Allison.

I'm Allison. I'm a twenty year old college student studying Public Relations, Journalism and Communications. I love baseball season, telling jokes, sunny days, pissing my money away on things I don't need and watching Friends. I like writing, but I hate writing about myself.
Jun 10
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(via icanread)

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Jun 06
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Oct 27
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kari-shma:

7:12 am - Seattle from Kerry Park Sunday Morning. (via Cap’n Surly)

 Oh Seattle, how I love you. Well, besides the fact that in June when I graduate from college I will be mobing somewhere else. Sorry.

kari-shma:

7:12 am - Seattle from Kerry Park Sunday Morning. (via Cap’n Surly)

 Oh Seattle, how I love you. Well, besides the fact that in June when I graduate from college I will be mobing somewhere else. Sorry.

Oct 23
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Last night’s bar encounter

ME: There is a girl in the bathroom can you tell her to get out. (to some random very sexy guy)

HIM: Oh thats my Girlfriend.

GIRLFRIEND WHO COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM: I’m not your girlfriend.

ME (VERY EXCITED THAT THEY ARE NOT DATING): haha

HIM: I meant finance

ME: oh. awkward.

Why does this always happen? This guy was no more than 22 and he is getting married and I am still single as always.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely, and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your own nonsense.

(via poeticheartache) (via poignant) (via quote-book)

I really like this!

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fuckyeahtwilight:

yankeegirl:

BUFFY VS  EDWARD

I didn’t watch the whole thing, but it’s funny.

 ”What are you… 12”

I love this video!

Jul 12
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  • Me: That 650lb virgin sure is cute.
  • Sarah: I just died laughing.
  • Me: I'm glad you enjoy my pathetic nature and ability to find the best in each person regardless of their previous rhinoceros stature
Jul 11
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