I better get crackin’
ME: There is a girl in the bathroom can you tell her to get out. (to some random very sexy guy)
HIM: Oh thats my Girlfriend.
GIRLFRIEND WHO COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM: I’m not your girlfriend.
ME (VERY EXCITED THAT THEY ARE NOT DATING): haha
HIM: I meant finance
ME: oh. awkward.
Why does this always happen? This guy was no more than 22 and he is getting married and I am still single as always.