June 2010
2 posts
The last time I updated my Tumblr I was still 20...
I better get crackin’
October 2009
5 posts
Last night's bar encounter
ME: There is a girl in the bathroom can you tell her to get out. (to some random very sexy guy)
HIM: Oh thats my Girlfriend.
GIRLFRIEND WHO COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM: I’m not your girlfriend.
ME (VERY EXCITED THAT THEY ARE NOT DATING): haha
HIM: I meant finance
ME: oh. awkward.
Why does this always happen? This guy was no more than 22 and he is getting married and I am still single as...
“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders...”
– (via poeticheartache) (via poignant) (via quote-book)
I really like this!
July 2009
7 posts
Me: That 650lb virgin sure is cute.
Sarah: I just died laughing.
Me: I'm glad you enjoy my pathetic nature and ability to find the best in each person regardless of their previous rhinoceros stature
Why Americans should never be allowed to travel →
What happend in Vegas stays in Vegas... Except for...
LOVE that movie.
5554.) Maybe you should listen. I say some pretty...
(via blogsecret)
June 2009
41 posts
Im sorry Tumblr for being super busy for the past...
…but putting my Tumblarity at a 3 is just a slap in the face
txtsfrmlstnght:
(732): Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You’d better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken…
Dear ____,
bettermistakes:
We’re human, we make mistakes and we screw up relationships, and we build up walls to keep the ones we love most out of the places that we feel is most vulnerable; our hearts and our minds. And we say stupid stuff, and regret stupid things we’ve done, but it’s all a part of growing up. We embrace it, and pick up where we left off. There’s nights we’ll cry, and curse the world for...
3141.) your the WORST "best friend" in the ENTIRE...
blogsecret:
you dont care about anyone around you. you do anything you please no matter whose feelings you hurt in the process. and one day everyone will see what a WHORE you are. and yet…i envy you for the attention you get from guys…even though they only want in your pants… :)
2704.) he loves you and you treat him like shit. ...
(via blogsecret)
2551.) Sometimes, I just wish I could just shut up...
(via blogsecret)
I probably say more stupid stuff in one hour than most people do in an entire week
2509.) I'm sick of being that girl who always...
(via blogsecret)
fuckyeahtwilight:
alliphant:
should i feel shame for having so many rpattz gifs? nah.
I love it when your foot falls asleep and you bang...
Until you look at your foot a few hours later and see a large bruise starting to form… and then you just feel like an idiot.
True story.
“Heidi Montag says that her husband, Spencer Pratt, is so competitive, that he...”
– Conan O’Brien, The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien (via minaxbina) (via caylamarie) (via brettjohn) (via skristenk)
You sit there and smile. You, or I, it’s all the same. You smile because the world expects you to, because they think nothing else of you. Because they expect you to find footprints on your back and they expect that you will shrug it off and allow it to happen again. Because they expect to come to you and they expect that you will make it better and they expect that you will be there....
(425): If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I’m going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, “Wear a condom!” (509): Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Oh Wednesdays...
I don’t have class today but, I have so much to do!
Who assigns a six-page introduction to an english portfolio for a creative nonfiction class? What the hell am I supposed to write for six pages? I only have half a page and it’s due tomorrow. uh-oh
I am watching the Colbert Report - which is very distracting but always humorous (this is where I get my daily dose of U.S. Senate and...
1963.) I am jealous of anyone in a...
(via blogsecret)
wouldn’t go that far… but, true.
